Once upon a time, there was a girl named Kelley. She was awkward, made some mistakes, and didn't quite know what she was doing in life.


bongfucker:

basically my dick is huge and you got fucking owned

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branstarhk:

[anxiously hopes u consider me a friend]

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whiteboyslayer:

shoutout to mozzarella sticks

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hismalfoy:

I laugh so much at those homophobes who are into literature and classic stuff because like hey you’re into michelangelo? gAY. you like Virginia Woolf books? totally leSBO. you think oscar wilde is modernist and agree with his philosophies? gAY. you like the iliad? greek mythology? any era of history tbh? GAY GAY TRIPLE GAY. everything you love is covered in gay. all the great writers and musicians and artists you admire were queer as all hell hAH

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lucyliuism:

g0thamsreckoning:

oh my gOD 

i hAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR 29834798234 YEARS

allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

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popeyasir:

yEa she suckin ur dick but when she go home she rebloggin my textposts so we know who the clear winner is

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